I hope I don't have to explain why this is the best thing I've ever seen.

Watchmen, you guys!!!! Oh sweet Jesus, I am so excited. Also I am going to be Rorschach for Halloween because he is a premium fellow. My only complaint is the costumes are not very eighties-ish, like would it be so hard to give Laurie some shoulderpads? C'mon.

I found an old notebook of mine from when I was around six or seven years old. I wrote a "pome" (poem) in it. It is as follows:

"The Earth is a sphere. To locate a point on the Earth you must know its latitude and longitude."

That's not even a pome. You weirdo.

Teeth are falling from the sky. The end is nigh!

This little buddy's name is Fuckable Wrapped Sausage, and he is by Gregory Jacobsen.



You should go to his website http://gregoryjacobsen.com/ and look at his art if you know what's good for you. YES! He's my new favorite thing! Yesterday my new favorite thing was these little snackies called patiacitas from Julio's Barrio. They are full of cheese or something!

It looks like he has music too, but I haven't had a chance to look at that yet. But I bet it is either awesome, awful, or, preferably, both.